Showing posts with label Kindle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kindle. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

One Lame-Ass Blog Post

Mick's List
I have a list as long as your arm of things I need to do today...

Why can't I get motivated?

Mick's Whirling Mind

I need to get back to writing "March Storm" and would like to have a cover ready before I finish the book but the cover doesn't seem to be coming together for me as well as I'd like and that's certainly not the fault of anyone but me because I know I've been all over the road... I'm sort of all twisted up about it too. Know what I mean?

Bat-Shit Crazy People
There are interviews to give and to be written (I know many great authors and other interesting people and want to introduce them to you...) and I have emails to answer and generate and I started an article several days ago about The Comstock Laws (the true story about the man who decided to conduct a sexual purity campaign in America) that I need to finish because I already promised it to the editor of another blog. It's a great article and very timely because a bat-shit crazy group of people calling themselves "Personhood USA" are now warring on our reproductive rights. Who the hell are these people?

And my beloved "January Moon" needs some attention; I need to get back on schedule with its promotion...which reminds me I have a date tomorrow with some lovely people in a book club who've invited me to visit and discuss "January Moon." I'm thrilled about that and think it will be a lot of fun but I need to call and get directions again.
I had a directions here somewhere... I can't find a damn thing on my desk.

Did I mention I need to get my hair done and also find a card for 50th Wedding Anniversary this Friday? 

Oh yeah, and we have dear friends coming to visit next week and more dear friends are planning a get together for all of us to get together... and I have a few things I need to do to get ready and I'm also trying to put together another get together with old friends from grade school & high school....and wow, why are these things either feast or famine? Four Hundred Years of Loneliness and all at once it's Party Time! Isn't that always how it goes?  Especially in June?

And then there's the none-too small matter that I also need to get a plumber about a wee leak under the sink and find the time to pull some weeds and kill some dust bunnies lurking in dark shadows thoughout the house.

Mick's Monstrous Weeds
THE GILLS HAVE THE LARGEST, UGLIEST WEEDS IN AMERICA -- HERE, TAKE A LOOK IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.

And this NO laughing matter... one of them attacked the dog last night. The damn thing jumped up off the lawn and wrapped itself around Shadow's tail and almost dragged him into the netherworld (true story).

But we're not half as worried about the Killer Weeds as we are about the Monster Dust Bunnies.... We had four cats and now we're down to three.  Worrisome, very worrisome...
Mick's Monstrous Dust Bunnies


I want to do a blog tour and don't even know what the hell that is (do I need to pack walking shoes?) and I think we're growing a new form of penicillin in the crisper in the 'fridge and it just dawned on me I think I need to give the dog his heartworm prevention meds today and let's see... what else?

This is the 7th and I don't think I've paid all the bills yet... God, I'm a mess.

 And Twitter. What the hell is that really all about? I was going to experiment with it but forgot why or how and I know I need to go to my website and study some stats and share an idea I have with my web team... and I'm wondering why we didn't hear from Shaun over the weekend. We'd better give him a call... among other things, we need to start discussing our trip to visit him up in Maine this summer. Hmmm... his father better get on the ball with our travel plans.


Have I ever told you how much I love Maine?






Here's a delightful family picture of me having fun in Maine last summer. 


OOOPS, wrong picture... OK, here's the picture of me having fun in Maine last summer. 



(Woke you up with that one, didn't I?)



OK, so that's how I MIGHT have looked to you if you were really drunk and really lonely back when I was 21 and lived in Ft. Lauderdale.

And here's how I REALLY looked -- half-geezed after a day at the beach -- relaxing at a lovely restaurant near the ocean when I was in Maine last summer.



Doncha' think Ursula and I could be twins? 

Well, it's now 1:30 in the afternoon and I've successfully persuaded myself I've just worked pretty damn hard writing this post even if it is hands-down the most lame-ass thing I've ever written in my entire life... and you know, there's no time to do a rewrite because there's a hammock in the yard calling my name and I see Al has his eye on it too and I need to wrap this up and beat him out to the yard.

But I'll make myself feel quite responsible because I'll take my work with me, right out to the hammock. Here's my plan: because so many people say I write like Michael Connolly I finally downloaded "The Lincoln Lawyer" to my Kindle but haven't been able to snatch it away from Al... he's been really engrossed in it and told me over coffee this morning, "Yeah, it's true. You and Connolly write a lot alike." I really need to see if this is true. What better excuse to bump Al from both his claims to the hammock and the Kindle?

"Honey, I have work to do..."

Of course, now that you've read this post there's no chance in hell you're buying the idea that I write anything like Connolly but, trust me, that's what's being said.

Do I think it's true?

I have no idea... that's why I need to grab the Kindle, hit the hammock, and put everything else on hold.

An indulgence? No way!

It's called "research" my friends! 


You understand, right?

Of course you do!

Monday, May 16, 2011

Yesterday was wonderful!

I want to thank all of the Wonderful People who came out to meet me at Barnes & Noble Sunday, May15th.

 
Yesterday I basked in the glory of a generosity of spirit and freely offered friendship that was truly overwhelming. I was -- and remain -- amazed and exhilarated.

Our local Barnes & Noble in Bradley was swamped with wonderful people who came out on an unseasonably cold and wet May Sunday afternoon to support nine local authors, myself included in that number, and it was heartwarming. (I'm wondering if the weather was a boon for us since it wasn't a great day to garden or golf!)

The other authors were: J.L. Alkire, Margie Black, Yvonne Conner, Steve Goreham, Patti McKenna, Helen Macie Osterman, Gregory Thompson and Alan Webber. We seem to have had a mix of fiction writers in a range of genres, as well as a nearly equal measure of non-fiction writers who wrote about a variety of historical and current topics. From what I could tell, we were a very interesting group and there was a mix of debut authors as well as those who've written several books. To be honest, the layout was a problem; a few of these authors were placed at tables that were out of sight in other areas around the store. Half of us were luckier because we were right in front.

Location, location, location...

I was so busy meeting people at my own table that I had little time to meet all of the other authors. As it turned out I only met the authors who were in closest proximity to me. The wonderful truth is that we were all swamped by steady streams of people interested in our books and ourselves but we agreed that we'd like to get together in the future to learn more about each other, our writing, and lend one another the emotional support all writers need.

Sales were brisk and steady and I think we could have extended the event longer. In fact, although the event was technically over at 3:00 many of us were still talking to folks for almost an hour after that (I didn'd mind; we had a real party atmosphere going on there!).

My husband Al hovered around, in and out of the store. We took Shadow with us (that dog lives to travel; he adores it!) and although Al never brought him into the store he did walk him over to the front door where Shadow proved once again that he's a perfect gentleman and has the poise of a natural-born celebrity.

It never takes long for people to ask me about the dog on the cover of January Moon (and those who read the book eventually ALWAYS want to talk about "the dog") so at one point (when I saw Al and Shadow in front of the store, standing in front of the gigando picture window that serves as a wall for the store) it was great fun to say:

"Well, actually the dog that inspired me when I wrote about Wolf is my dog Shadow and, as a matter of fact, he's right outside the door now..."

Shadow is such a dead ringer for the dog on the cover of the book -- and so majestic in real life -- that sometimes people actually gasped when they turned around and saw him.

"Oh my God!" I heard someone say, "he's gorgeous!"


At one point I walked to the huge picture window and when Shadow saw me at the window he froze, ears straight up, riveted and at perfect attention... nothing could have diverted his gaze. He was locked on me like a heat-seeking missile.

He looked at me and I knew he was asking, "What do you want me to do? Are you alright? I swear to God I'll come in and get you -- I'll go right through this damn window if you need me -- I swear..."

He is so much like Wolf in January Moon (I should more correctly say that Wolf is so much like Shadow).

I smiled and cooed and Shadow went nuts, tail wagging and happy. He'd been given the queue: I was alright and he could relax. Shadow did not need to protect me from monsters as Wolf had needed to protect Jess in January Moon.

I heard one lady say to a friend, "I read January Moon and also read her story about her dogs and now I really get it."

It's easy to get once you look into Shadow's intelligent face.

Another person asked if I thought Shadow might be more famous than me one day which made me laugh and reply, "Well, I know he expects to be on Oprah but I'm not sure he plans to bring me with..."

Some random thoughts & observations:

1. I live in a wonderful area with wonderful people and plan to make an effort to get them to know them better. My new found friends assure me that this is absolutely going to happen because they intend to make sure I become more involved in the community. Awesome.

2. I was amazed at how many people came just to meet me after they already read January Moon; I guess I never expected that people would show up with books just to get my autograph. Some people brought their Kindles and Nooks and showed me that January Moon was downloaded on their e-readers -- which made us all realize you can't "sign" an e-book & caused one man to ask that I sign something else instead (some promo material for the book).

3. I didn't keep track but I bet I might have signed almost as many pre-bought books as new and that's pretty amazing (and this doesn't include the folks who downloaded January Moon on an e-reader right there in front of me in the store -- it seemed important for some people to show me that and it was indeed fun).

4. So many people brought in pre-bought books and January Moon on e-readers that I made a note to self: "check sales reports again" because it almost made me think my numbers were off! Or, was this all just a fluke -- a local phenomenon?

5. At least four people drove to Bradley from pretty far away (let's put it this way: I wouldn't have made the drive). One woman and her two daughters came from Joliet and that's a damn good poke down the road. (It was wonderful meeting you and your daughters, Sheila! You were a surprise!)

6. Two women told me they wouldn't have believed "a woman wrote January Moon" if they didn't know better. Neither could explain this but one did say her husband read January Moon and "he said you write like a man." She added "we never like the same books but we both liked January Moon" and she brought me her copy to sign. She said her son was reading it on Kindle.

7. A man heard this conversation (above in #6) and said he didn't read "women writers." The ladies at my table jumped all over the poor guy and I had to save him from some feminist indignation. I told him what male cops and other guys have said about my book and showed him Denny Banahan's review in the front of the book. He decided to buy the book but didn't want me to sign it. He asked if I'd take it back if he got home and didn't like it! I said "Sure, what the hell..." (I don't think that's gonna' happen but it it does I'll let you know!)

8. I was obviously fairly clueless about what to write when signing a book. I sort of feel I should personalize each book but that's pretty hard to do when you've known someone for all of 15 seconds... also, I'm easily distracted and when I do write something I like to think about it... not easy to do when the line is forming and people are waiting to be next up... talk about deadline pressure!

9. One kind soul laughed softly and said "you're kind of new to this signing thing, aren't you?" She added good naturedly, "it sort of shows but you'll get the hang of it!" (Note to self: need to get some advice on this from more experienced authors.)

10. The big surprise of the day was that two people drove a fairly good distance to purchase the two books I haven't finished! One man wanted my "history" book ("Daylight & Deja vu") and a young man was there to buy "March Storm." They were very nice about it but I felt terrible. The man who wanted the history book (he follows my blogging at the PragPro) wants a book in print and was not impressed when I said I'd probably distribute it by e-book first; the guy who wanted "March Storm" prefers e-books. He said that both he and his girlfriend read January Moon on their Kindles and his parents each have a Kindle.

11. A few of the local authors seemed unfortunately out of the loop about e-books. I had the sense that I was the only one who really understood e-books and I was surprised that even the authors who were much younger than I weren't very knowledgeable about the e-book revolution. I have a feeling that changed yesterday as there were a few epiphanous moments.

12. As always happens to me when I mix it up in a crowd, I came away with a very special connection. As luck would have it, I met a man who was a real honest-to-God alpaca farmer just when I needed to find one.

"March Storm" finds Lt. Del Carter, the young homicide dick from Chicago, trying to recover his sanity and shelter his new family on that alpaca farm he always swore he was one day going to own...

Mark Pressler said he'd be my alpaca expert and that put the final perfect touch on a thoroughly wonderful day.



Peace; ~mick

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Day Two: Getting to this Point

Last year at this time I wasn't thinking about writing my first major work of fiction. Nope. Not at all.

Not only was I NOT entertaining the idea, I knew absolutely NOTHING about how to either get a work of fiction published or how to publish it myself (I was totally clueless about the amazing revolution occurring in publishing). My only experience with publishing had been as a contributor to peer-reviewed scholarly works; places, in fact, where I had been respectfully invited to submit my work. (Yes, my fellow authors in fiction, such utopias do exist elsewhere.)

Today January Moon is for sale in print and as an ebook on Amazon.com; it is sold as an ebook at Smashwords and Barnes & Noble.

And I like to think that I've become something of an expert on the subject of self-publishing and hope to continue to learn much, much more.

Can you believe that on this same day a year ago I had never read a book on an e-reader? I had never held a Kindle or Nook or iPad in my hands and, let me admit to this right up front, had no desire to start.

Today I have a Kindle and I'd give up my microwave before I'd give up my Kindle. I don't know how anyone who really loves to read books cannot want one once they've put their biases aside and actually given them a go and that's the truth.

Facebook? I'd been sucked into it once by colleagues in the business world but hated it. Those same people assured me that it was an important business application necessary for networking with customers. Frankly, the only business I saw happening was Monkey Business. For some strange reason, certainly due to the vagaries of my neurochemistry, I found it hard to believe that Farmville Apps and "what I ate for lunch" discussions weren't exactly strategic marketing plans. Throw in some pictures of a few surly looking kids and some vapid comments showing the seemingly infinite scope of your overall banality and I'm pretty sure you have a plan for a business train wreck.

One of my grandmothers often warned "familiarity breeds comment." When I was a kid I just thought that statement was "kinda' weird." Now I understand. It only took me 28 FB Friends to decide I had no interest in collecting any more. I didn't walk away, I ran away.

So, last year, at this time, I had no FB page.

Now how's this for an amazing turnaround? Today I'm very proud to say that there are over 450 of the best people in the entire world listed as my friends on FB. I'm going to share with the world how you can find supportive, caring, intelligent, proactive people too. Business? Sure, you can use FB for business purposes but I use to connect myself to the kind of people I want to know and call friends. They are to me a rich treasure trove of folks who help float my emotional boat. I love and am concerned about all of them.  

Twitter?

Well, I'm still not Tweeting. My biggest hang-up is that I can't get past the idea that very little can be said, of any relevance anyway, in a few coded and abbreviated words. I can be as equally vapid on FB and so I'm not sure why I need another place to tell folks I just had a Lean Cuisine for lunch. But I may be converted yet. Look at everything else I now embrace that I originally met with skepticism or even disdain! 

At this same time a year ago I also didn't have a website and didn't follow any blogs.

Now I have a web site and if I do say so myself it's pretty damn nice. Check it out. http://www.maureengill.net/.

And look where I'm writing today... and not just here at my own blog but I've been a contributing blogster over at Author's Lounge for about three months.

How 'bout it: The Windy City Author blog is launched!

And I follow quite a few blogs and enjoy them immensely!

Oh boy, what a year it's been!

Starting today I'm going to go back and begin to chronicle my journey to "here."  Then I'm going to continue to record it forward, at least for the next six month, maybe a year.

From time to time I'll post it here.

Maybe it will help another author, maybe not. But it's surely going to help me because I need to process all of the many extraordinary things that happened to me in 2010 but most of all I want to introduce you a few of the many amazing people I met on the journey.

Yes, above all, it's about the people I met or re-connected with at each step of the journey.

They are the real story.